Get to know the Real Me #4

4. What message would you give to the world if everyone was listening?

Be kind to, respect, and be patient with each other.  Or as my mother would say when I was 5 years old and fed up with my tiny, annoying brother – treat other people the way you want to be treated.

Stop assuming that everyone is out to maliciously and deliberately ruin your day – everyone is just trying to do the best they can.  Sometimes, their fuck-ups run in to your day, and sometimes your fuck-ups run in to someone else’s day.  Someone cut you off on the road, or chose to pay their shopping total with 10c coins, or called with a query that seems really pointless and ignorant to you?  Just breathe.  In one week, will you still be fuming over it? In one month, are you really going to care?

I’m going to paste something here from my favourite subscription, zen habits, who in turn paraphrased from Charlotte Joko Beck, author of Everyday Zen –

“Imagine you’re rowing a boat on a foggy lake, and out of the fog comes another boat that crashes into you! At first you’re angry at the fool who crashed into you — what was he thinking! You just painted the boat. But then you notice the boat is empty, and the anger leaves … you’ll have to repaint the boat, that’s all, and you just row around the empty boat. But if there were a person steering the boat, we’d be angry!

Here’s the thing: the boat is always empty. Whenever we interact with other people who might “do something to us” (be rude, ignore us, be too demanding, break our favorite coffee cup, etc.), we’re bumping into an empty boat. We just think there’s some fool in that boat who should have known better, but really it’s just a boat bumping into us, no harm intended by the boat.”

No one is perfect.  Be patient, and be kind. The world would be a nicer place if more people treated others with the kindness, respect and patience they desire.

Get to know the Real Me #3

3. Who is your favorite person?

There are a number of favourites, does that count?

My favourite author is Neil Gaiman, who reminds me to look for the oddities and fantasticals in every day. My favourite writer/comedian is a very difficult equal first between Craig Ferguson, and Tina Fey, both of whom are honest, hilarious and well-groomed.  Craig wears a three-piece suit sometimes and has a creepy, sexy smile, and Tina makes me laugh and laugh and laugh about silly, everyday things. My favourite musician is John Butler, transcendent with a guitar, and passionate about community, family and conservation. My favourite roller derby player is Bonnie D.Stroir because, hello, have you seen this woman skate?!!  There are others in many different fields that I admire, but none that are my favourite.

I don’t pick favourites from my actual life – that’s unfair, and so very ever-changing.  It might be you today!

However, of course, it goes without saying, though I shall say it regardless – my all time, favourite, most treasured person on the planet is Ace.  Yes, yes, gag all you want.  It’s true.  He’s the face I want to see at the end of the day, whether it’s been a great day or a terrible day.  He’s the one I want to tell all the things to, share all the things with.

Get to know the Real Me #2

2. Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Let’s see – in 5 years, I will be 33 years old.  I’m not sure what I’ll be doing, or even where I want to be.  To be honest, I’m not really sure what I’m doing or where I want to be next week (ha).  But no, seriously.

Ace and I are fairly adamant right now about NOT having kids any time soon – I personally cringe at the thought of being responsible so completely for a tiny, dependent human being.  I love other people’s children, and delight in all that squishy baby stuff, as long as it belongs to someone else. That may change, but right now, my 5 year ‘plan’ (I have to use quote marks, I apologise, but it is hardly a plan at all) does not include children.  I’d really like a cat though.  A  black one.  Ace wants a dog.

I will still be training in martial arts.  I’m a lifer when it comes to karate.  I hope in 5 years, Ace has had the opportunity to try and run the karate club as a business, and is successfully teaching martial arts and self defence full time.  I hope I will still be playing roller derby, and maybe I’ll even be really good at it by then.

I might still be working where I work now?  My boss is a very nice boss, the hours are flexible and my job is pretty easy.  I have picked up a bit of extra veterinary nurse work to fill in some gaps in both my time and my brain, and hopefully I’ll still be doing that.  Perhaps I’ll be veterinary nursing full-time?  At least the vet clinic is only a 10 minutes drive from my house, rather than the 45-60 minute drive to the office where I work full-time currently.

This has kind of been a non-answer.  I don’t know where I will be in 5 years, except that it will be with Ace, and that’s enough for me.