Ha. I made a funny.
But seriously, we’ve been in Africa (Botswana, Zambia and South Africa) for the last three weeks. I’m up to my eyeballs in photos, and GoPro footage and hope to have the best bits uploaded by this weekend.
Here is my aeroplane airconditioning-parched eyeball, by the way.
I’m going to say something that, in my head at least, only latte-sipping, oversized-slouchy-sweater-wearing wankers say, and I apologise in advance – but if you get the chance to go to Africa, my god woman, you have to go! It is amazing. The sheer scale of the place, the plains stretching out and out, the thunder of the Zambezi River as it flings itself over Victoria Falls, listening to the faint roar of a lion on the hunt as you settle into bed at night, and did I mention THE BABY ELEPHANTS?!?!
I have been to the Cradle of Life. Have you?